A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. “How did you end up with the peg leg?†he asks.
The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.â€
“Wow!†says the seaman. “What about your hook?â€
“Well,†answers the pirate, “we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.â€
“Incredible!†says the seaman. “How’d you get the eye patch?â€
“A sea gull shit in my eye,†the pirate replies.
“You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?†the seaman asks.
“Well,†says the pirate, €œit was my first day with the hook.â€
The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.â€
“Wow!†says the seaman. “What about your hook?â€
“Well,†answers the pirate, “we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.â€
“Incredible!†says the seaman. “How’d you get the eye patch?â€
“A sea gull shit in my eye,†the pirate replies.
“You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?†the seaman asks.
“Well,†says the pirate, €œit was my first day with the hook.â€
