A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?â€
“Of course my child, What can I do for you?â€
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?â€
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie.â€
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questionsâ€, and she gave him the ‘hair remover’.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, “Father, do you have anything to Declare?â€
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my sonâ€, he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?â€
The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used.â€
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,â€Go ahead Father."
Next!â€
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?â€
“Of course my child, What can I do for you?â€
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?â€
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie.â€
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questionsâ€, and she gave him the ‘hair remover’.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, “Father, do you have anything to Declare?â€
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my sonâ€, he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?â€
The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used.â€
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,â€Go ahead Father."
Next!â€