Rajnikant can sneeze with his eyes open.
If you have five dollars and Rajnikant has five dollars, Rajnikant has more money than you.
Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Rajnikant has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Rajnikant's warm-up exercises.
Rajnikant can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Rajnikant goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant kick.
While urinating, Rajnikant is easily capable of welding titanium.
Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Movie.
Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Rajnikant is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajnikant pajamas.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Rajnikant can stretch diamonds back into coal.
When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
Rajnikant is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Rajnikant does not swim. This is because when Rajnikant enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Rajnikant simply walks across the pool floor.
Rajnikant is the only person in the world that can actually email a kick.
Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
The easiest way to determine Rajnikant' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Rajnikant jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Rajnikant once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When Rajnikant does division, there are no remainders.
Rajnikant never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Rajnikant doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.
When Rajnikant plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rajnikant.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Rajnikant for help.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Rajnikant.
