Lord Dagon
Adept
Here's one of the funniest ever true stories ive ever read and i'd like to share it with the other techie geeks here,To this day i still giggle when i read about b**chchecker!Enjoy guys WinkIn case you don't speak German (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the German version.
For information:
* The dangerous hacker is called b**chchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
* 127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
* Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny...
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b**chchecker> why do you kick me
<b**chchecker> can't you discus normally
<b**chchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * b**chchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<b**chchecker> what ping man
<b**chchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<b**chchecker> i even have dst
<b**chchecker> you banned me
<b**chchecker> amit it you son of a b**ch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<b**chchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<b**chchecker> for two weaks already
<b**chchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<b**chchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<b**chchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<b**chchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<b**chchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<b**chchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<b**chchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<b**chchecker> to you man
<b**chchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.
I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b**chchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> b**chchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<b**chchecker> you're so stupid man
<b**chchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<b**chchecker> buy buy elch
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b**chchecker> elch you son of a b**ch
<Metanot> b**chchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up b**chchecker?
<b**chchecker> you have a frie wal
<b**chchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<b**chchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<b**chchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<b**chchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<b**chchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes b**chchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he b**chchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<b**chchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<b**chchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> b**ch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<b**chchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he b**chchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<b**chchecker> you're afraid
<b**chchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<b**chchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<b**chchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<b**chchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<b**chchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> b**chchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> b**chhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<b**chchecker> wort man
<Elch> b**chchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<b**chchecker> man do you want a virus
<b**chchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<b**chchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<b**chchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<b**chchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a b**ch
<Elch> that's bad
<b**chchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<b**chchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b**chchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<b**chchecker> tupac rules
<b**chchecker> elch you son of a b**ch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<b**chchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<b**chchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on b**ch
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! b**chchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<b**chchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<b**chchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "b**chchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout".
We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
Ahahahahaha Classic!!!:rofl: :rofl:
For information:
* The dangerous hacker is called b**chchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
* 127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
* Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny...
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b**chchecker> why do you kick me
<b**chchecker> can't you discus normally
<b**chchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * b**chchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<b**chchecker> what ping man
<b**chchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<b**chchecker> i even have dst
<b**chchecker> you banned me
<b**chchecker> amit it you son of a b**ch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<b**chchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<b**chchecker> for two weaks already
<b**chchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<b**chchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<b**chchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<b**chchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<b**chchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<b**chchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<b**chchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<b**chchecker> to you man
<b**chchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.
I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b**chchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> b**chchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<b**chchecker> you're so stupid man
<b**chchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<b**chchecker> buy buy elch
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b**chchecker> elch you son of a b**ch
<Metanot> b**chchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up b**chchecker?
<b**chchecker> you have a frie wal
<b**chchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<b**chchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<b**chchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<b**chchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<b**chchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes b**chchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he b**chchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<b**chchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<b**chchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> b**ch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<b**chchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he b**chchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<b**chchecker> you're afraid
<b**chchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<b**chchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<b**chchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<b**chchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<b**chchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> b**chchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> b**chhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<b**chchecker> wort man
<Elch> b**chchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<b**chchecker> man do you want a virus
<b**chchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<b**chchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<b**chchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<b**chchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a b**ch
<Elch> that's bad
<b**chchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<b**chchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b**chchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<b**chchecker> tupac rules
<b**chchecker> elch you son of a b**ch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<b**chchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<b**chchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on b**ch
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! b**chchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<b**chchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<b**chchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* b**chchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "b**chchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout".
We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
Ahahahahaha Classic!!!:rofl: :rofl:
