I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men
and women differ so much. And I never have figured out
the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured
out why men think with their head and women with their
heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my
girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. "I
said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words
that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman; enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do
for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was
going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very
next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them
all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out
a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was
so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short
of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw
her for a loop when I said ;"That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from;all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she
finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to
the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her
face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in
touch with my financial needs as a man ;enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?". Apparently I'm not
having sex tonight either.
and women differ so much. And I never have figured out
the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured
out why men think with their head and women with their
heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my
girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. "I
said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words
that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman; enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do
for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was
going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very
next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them
all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out
a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was
so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short
of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw
her for a loop when I said ;"That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from;all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she
finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to
the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her
face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in
touch with my financial needs as a man ;enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?". Apparently I'm not
having sex tonight either.
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hyeah: :rofl:
