Two elderly women were out driving in
a large car; both ladies could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went
on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought
to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have
sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to
another intersection and the light was
again red, and again they went right through.
This time the woman in the passenger seat
was almost sure that the light had been red
but was really concerned that she was losing
it. She was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention at the next intersection
to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light
was definitely red and they went right through.
At this point she turned to her friend and said,
"Mildred! Do you know we just ran through
three red lights in a row? You could get
killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Holy Moly!
Am I driving?"
a large car; both ladies could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went
on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought
to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have
sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to
another intersection and the light was
again red, and again they went right through.
This time the woman in the passenger seat
was almost sure that the light had been red
but was really concerned that she was losing
it. She was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention at the next intersection
to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light
was definitely red and they went right through.
At this point she turned to her friend and said,
"Mildred! Do you know we just ran through
three red lights in a row? You could get
killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Holy Moly!
Am I driving?"
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