Desert Rose
Adept
Sardar, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are traveling in a train.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes out of the tunnel.
Jayalalitha and Sardar are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Jayalalitha is thinking: -These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: -Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Jayalalitha instead and got slapped.
Musharraf is thinking: -Damn it, Sardar must have tried to kiss Madhuri; she thought it was me and slapped me.
Sardar is thinking: -If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again. :tongue:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes out of the tunnel.
Jayalalitha and Sardar are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Jayalalitha is thinking: -These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: -Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Jayalalitha instead and got slapped.
Musharraf is thinking: -Damn it, Sardar must have tried to kiss Madhuri; she thought it was me and slapped me.
Sardar is thinking: -If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again. :tongue:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hyeah:
