Sawaal Dus Crore Ka........heheheheh

[knoughtyd]

Its a joke abt a Sardar.This was told by frnd and I thought it 2 b very funny.

But U guys might have heard this

It Goes like this:
Oneday a Sardar buys a Rs.10 lottery ticket and the next day he hits a Lottery of total Rs.10 Crore.

So 2 collect his prize money he goes 2 the lottery agency

Sardar: Oho Mujhe dus crore ki lottery lagi hai yeh raha mera ticket.

And gives his ticket to the guy.

After calculation he tells Sardar

Agency Guy: Sardarji apko dus crore me se Saath crore milange

Sardar: Oh qun re??

Agency Guy: Baki 3 crore govt ko jayega tax bankar.

Sardar got angry on hearing this

Sardar: Aye aisa nahi kar sakte tum logo mujhe dus crore ki lottery lagi hai to mujhe 10 crore hi milna chahiya na kam na zyada!!

Agency Guy: Aisa nahi ho sakta apko sarkar ko tax dena padta hai

Sardar: Woh saab mujhe nahi pata , Mujhe mera dus crore chaiye bus!! Nahi to mera dus rupe waps karo.........

 

[kin_of_evil]

the pblm is, i don undrstnd Hindi, big pblm..

 

[knoughtyd]

ok mate wat can i do?? its really nice in hindi

 

[kin_of_evil]

, cud u translate it , lol, i know it wud spoil de joke, but translate ne way,

 

[hellfire]

cud u translate it

A blonde wins a million dollar in lottery and goes to claim the winning. But the lottery operators want to deduct the taxes from the prize amount. So she wants her ticket price money back.

know it wud spoil de joke

:ashamed:

 

[knoughtyd]

How Can U Compare A Sardar 2 A Blonde???

 

[Darth_Infernus]

How Can U Compare A Sardar 2 A Blonde???

Its the closest one can get I guess.....A blonde is sharp, but not smart. A sardar, however, may not necessarily be smart or sharp.