Bluffmaster
Forerunner
Well here is some cool funny hindi Shayari !! If You Like it try giving me some REPS as i need it !! Anyways Enjoy !!
And Yeah if u have any shers plz post them in this thread !!:hap2:
Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho !
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
who sadak ke us paar thi
hum sadak ke is paar the
kuch hum aaghe badhe kuch who aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us paar the aur who sadak ke is paar thi !!
(wah wah wah waaaahhhh)
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Jo ek galti kare .....................anjaan
Jo 2 galti kare .....................nadaan
Jo 3 galti kare .....................shaitaan
Jo galtiyon pe galti kare.............Pakistan
Aur, Jo har galti maaf kare...........HINDUSTAN !
Thats It for now , if u like it dont forget to rep me , IF U KNOW ANY SHAYARI PLEASE POST INTHIS THREAD !!
And Yeah if u have any shers plz post them in this thread !!:hap2: Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho !
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
who sadak ke us paar thi
hum sadak ke is paar the
kuch hum aaghe badhe kuch who aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us paar the aur who sadak ke is paar thi !!
(wah wah wah waaaahhhh)
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Jo ek galti kare .....................anjaan
Jo 2 galti kare .....................nadaan
Jo 3 galti kare .....................shaitaan
Jo galtiyon pe galti kare.............Pakistan
Aur, Jo har galti maaf kare...........HINDUSTAN !
Thats It for now , if u like it dont forget to rep me , IF U KNOW ANY SHAYARI PLEASE POST INTHIS THREAD !!