Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."......:rofl:
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you today.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
Waiter in china: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter
were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to
look at
her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan"
said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is a sick eagle."
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir.".........:rofl:
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
Someone bangs the door, Simon sees a snail outside the porch.
He throws it as far as he can..After 30yrs the snail bangs the door again
and says,"What the hell was that !!!!".
................:rofl:
Student: "Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."......:rofl:
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you today.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
Waiter in china: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter
were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to
look at
her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan"
said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is a sick eagle."
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir.".........:rofl:
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
Someone bangs the door, Simon sees a snail outside the porch.
He throws it as far as he can..After 30yrs the snail bangs the door again
and says,"What the hell was that !!!!".
................:rofl: