kauzy
Galvanizer
Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
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Need one gal 2 marry...
Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar
but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS
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The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know,
dear," she says, "Ilook
in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled,
fat legs & flabbyarms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself."
He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"
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Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaapne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya
tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho
gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
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Need one gal 2 marry...
Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar
but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS
===============================
The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know,
dear," she says, "Ilook
in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled,
fat legs & flabbyarms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself."
He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"
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Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaapne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya
tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho