Mohit
Forerunner
Some Laws....Newton forgot !
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, ur
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, ur
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.