Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
> Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
> She may be your Grandmother!!
> _____
> Advertisement in Pune Shop :
> Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
> _____
> Sign in a bar :
> "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in advance."
> _____
> Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
> _____
> A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
> wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
> _____
> Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
> _____
> When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave
up.............reading.
> _____
> My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
> straight out of the bottle.
> _____
> I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
> someone wants Black Coffee.
> _____
> Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
> _____
> The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is
> the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
> _____
> Seen on a bulletin board:
> Success is relative.
> More the success, more the relatives.
> _____
> Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
> We need your heads to run our business.
> _____
> A traffic slogan:
> Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they
will
> never be.
> _____
> Sign in a restaurant:
> All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed
by the
> manager.
> _____
> Seen in railway station at Patna:
> Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana fre
> Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
> She may be your Grandmother!!
> _____
> Advertisement in Pune Shop :
> Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
> _____
> Sign in a bar :
> "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in advance."
> _____
> Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
> _____
> A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
> wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
> _____
> Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
> _____
> When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave
up.............reading.
> _____
> My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
> straight out of the bottle.
> _____
> I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
> someone wants Black Coffee.
> _____
> Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
> _____
> The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is
> the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
> _____
> Seen on a bulletin board:
> Success is relative.
> More the success, more the relatives.
> _____
> Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
> We need your heads to run our business.
> _____
> A traffic slogan:
> Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they
will
> never be.
> _____
> Sign in a restaurant:
> All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed
by the
> manager.
> _____
> Seen in railway station at Patna:
> Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana fre