Son of a Tree

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
 
HEY guys take it EAZY... I dont write these jokes... just transport them over here from other forums and I pass on your jokes to them too.... If you want to talk about about making me numero uno for anything it shoud be for my COURIER service for JOKES :D
 
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