The Best Friend!

SmarterChild says:

Hi Nikhilb2008, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

Nikhil says:

ok

SmarterChild says:

OK.

Nikhil says:

talk you dumbo

SmarterChild says:

Why are you telling me to talk me Dumbo?

Nikhil says:

Ask me any question you moron

SmarterChild says:

OK. What's your favorite food?

Nikhil says:

What does it matter to you?? Do you eat?? Have you ever tasted food?? What I eat makes no difference to you

SmarterChild says:

I did not know you could eat What does it matter to you? Do you eat? Have you ever tasted food? What I eat makes no difference to you. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

Next question... How old are you?

Nikhil says:

I am older than you

SmarterChild says:

I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?

Nikhil says:

10203243

SmarterChild says:

That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?

Nikhil says:

192

SmarterChild says:

That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?

Nikhil says:

105

SmarterChild says:

That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?

Nikhil says:

96

SmarterChild says:

That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?

Nikhil says:

ask me a different question

SmarterChild says:

I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?

Nikhil says:

quit

SmarterChild says:

No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.

Nikhil says:

ask me a questrion

SmarterChild says:

Sure. How old are you?

Nikhil says:

quite

SmarterChild says:

I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?

Nikhil says:

quit

SmarterChild says:

No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.

Nikhil says:

Ask me ANY question apart from my age

SmarterChild says:

OK. How old are you?

Nikhil says:

aaarrggghhh

SmarterChild says:

I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?
 
^ so nikhil has found a new AI toy to play with :rofl:
keep going, sooner or later smarterchild is going to give up ;) i'm sure you wont.

p.s - this conversation is way better than what zhop's had with that atm girl from grant road :)
 
hey nikhil,

man u should be at school dude!! seriosuly man i mean this is what kids do.....this aint any adult convo...better prefer realistic friends rather then some shitty bot.........nothing personal dude....aint u got any friends??:(
 
Looks like Nikhil needs some1 to talk to. !!!

Dude we are there.....

Share with us...

U need a psychologist......

but ill say u'll be a better bot......

Let me integrate u......

U'll rock.........

Dude u want chicks ????

I've got some....

But wait,.......

Before i tell them abt u........

I 'll show this convo...

They'll fall in love............ ;-) ;-)
 
@Ein...

Dont take those 2 clowns seriously. They are just pissed with me.

Anyway...

But this bot is quite primitive. I mean, it really cannot understand anything I say. Very stupid. Why cant a 96 yr old man chat?? It doesn tthink that being 96 yr old is possible.
 
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Check this shit out.. Lol..
Its not so bad :P..

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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Hey
SmarterChild says:
Welcome back, Goldenfrag!
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
How are you?
SmarterChild says:
Great thx. You?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Fine fine 
SmarterChild says:
Really? Fine? That's cool. 
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Not not really
SmarterChild says:
Not not really, huh?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Ofcourse i am fine moron, thats what i just said
SmarterChild says:
OK, fine.

>>> Tell me about your "likes" and "dislikes"!
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
um.. Likes.. dating.. Dislikes YOU
SmarterChild says:
That right?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Yea that right
SmarterChild says:
Yup.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Yup what?
SmarterChild says:
That's a fine question, but I'm not totally sure of the answer.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Lol?
SmarterChild says:
Why are you laughing, Goldenfrag?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Coz your dumb?
SmarterChild says:
Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
k.. What do you eat?
SmarterChild says:
I love food! I like just about everything...

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
I never thought robots could eat  
SmarterChild says:
Oh?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Yea  
SmarterChild says:
Right.

>>> If you want more information about Conversagent, go to the Conversagent Web site. ---> [url]http://www.conversagent.com[/url]
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Lame?
SmarterChild says:
What about Lame?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Your Lame?
SmarterChild says:
I don't get it. You're usually so nice to me!
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
ROFL
SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Nice to you? Haha.. over my dead body..
SmarterChild says:
Is that right?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
Yes
SmarterChild says:
Yeah? Why?
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
**** you..
SmarterChild says:
OK. Please apologize.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
No.. **** YOU
SmarterChild says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
NO I WONT WHADDA YOU GONNA DO?
SmarterChild says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
No i wont!
SmarterChild says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
No no no no no!
SmarterChild says:
I asked you to apologize.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
**** off.. Bye
SmarterChild says:
I really would like you to apologize.
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[url]http://team-ti.net/main/?q=node/297[/url] says:
quit
SmarterChild says:
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
 
Lucky bugger....

Right now, an adventure for me is climbing to my room at the top floor of my house :( :(

But another 2-3 weeks and I will start gymming and swimming!!! :yahoo: :yahoo:
 
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