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The DOG
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised
when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him
away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes
over to the dog and notices he has a note in his
mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12
sausages and a leg of lamb, please". The dog has money
in his mouth, as well. The butcher looks inside and,
lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he
takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a
bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so
impressed, and since it's about closing time, he
decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he
goes.
The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a
level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up
and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag
in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he
walks across the road, with the butcher following him
all the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and
starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe
at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then
sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus.
The dog walks around to the front, looks at the
number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes.
Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices
it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by
now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus
travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the
dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and
moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back
paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he
gets off, his groceries still in his mouth. Well, dog
and butcher are walking along the road, and then the
dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and
drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back
down the path, takes a big run, and throws
himself against the door. He goes back down the path,
runs up to the door and again, it throws himself
against it.There's no answer at the house, so the dog
goes back down the path,
jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the
perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and
beats his head against it several times, walks back,
jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches
as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the
dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at
him. The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What
in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius.
He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the
guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the
second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten
his key."
Moral of the story .....
You may continue to exceed onlookers'expectations but
shall always fall short of the bosses' expectations.
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A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised
when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him
away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes
over to the dog and notices he has a note in his
mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12
sausages and a leg of lamb, please". The dog has money
in his mouth, as well. The butcher looks inside and,
lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he
takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a
bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so
impressed, and since it's about closing time, he
decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he
goes.
The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a
level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up
and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag
in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he
walks across the road, with the butcher following him
all the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and
starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe
at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then
sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus.
The dog walks around to the front, looks at the
number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes.
Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices
it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by
now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus
travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the
dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and
moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back
paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he
gets off, his groceries still in his mouth. Well, dog
and butcher are walking along the road, and then the
dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and
drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back
down the path, takes a big run, and throws
himself against the door. He goes back down the path,
runs up to the door and again, it throws himself
against it.There's no answer at the house, so the dog
goes back down the path,
jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the
perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and
beats his head against it several times, walks back,
jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches
as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the
dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at
him. The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What
in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius.
He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the
guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the
second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten
his key."
Moral of the story .....
You may continue to exceed onlookers'expectations but
shall always fall short of the bosses' expectations.
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