The dry shaving thread

nukeu666

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This topic is related to technology that I decided we have to discuss it

Anyone tried shaving during a water shortage?
The most you can expect is a handful procured from sucking at the pipes.

Why is there a water shortage you ask?
A meteorite crashed into the pacific and absorbed all the water, now the neighboring countries are waging war for the bit of water left underground.

Oops went offtopic there, we are talking about shaving...
But since we are, I use a mach 3 with titanium blades which are dirt cheap now
Why you ask?
That's because the meteorite that crashed was made of unobtanium, a new element which could be alchemised into anything else
The price of titanium and other precious metals crashed and countries like eurasia and oceania went into financial turmoil...lucky we in eastasia never had any to begin with so import costs reduced

But back to shaving...
I tried using shave gel but didnt like it much because it leaves the skin a bit soapy, and without water, cant do much for it
Most people are afraid of using the gel for fear they are self-replicating nanobots.
The kind that wiped out most of the former North America after one of their scientists though he would develop a small robot that could use plastic as fuel.
Bad move, there was plastic everywhere and the wall-e's were not fast enough recycling it.

I digress again...
Because of the water shortage, i discovered that using sweat is a good option. Sticking the head out into the sun for about a minute should do the trick but may cause some radiation sickness since the byproduct of the american's nanobots was CFC...sigh

Well, Ive shaved and going to work now, need to get my exosuit from the armory first
Let me know what you think about dry shaving :D

Ill leave you with a pic taken from my window
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hehehehe...very funny. In any case...if the world is nearing Armageddon...and the view from your window is THAT, why bother about shaving? :p
 
I want to look good when the world faces its end. After all, there are gonna be many potential women there! And yes, we are all going to get drunk!

Armageddon Blast 2012 - Be there and be dead!
 
jinxor said:
umm, yeah you can shave with no water at all

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Our holy leader - Sammad bin Laned cut off electricity to the residential areas for use against the eastasian scum

Poga said:
hehehehe...very funny. In any case...if the world is nearing Armageddon...and the view from your window is THAT, why bother about shaving? :p

The Newspeak bible says all must shave on Thrusdays

axeman said:
nukeu666 you should have shaved with pee, would have made u into nukeupee chikna666 :p

Because of the shortage, all citizens are to deposit their pee to the central water recycle center

Now I must get back to work...lots of soylent green to be made today

I like my job as a truck operator collecting raw material

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