Top Ten comments made by sports commentators that they'd like
to take back...
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk
Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a
lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once
mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely,
truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly
identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and
even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that
serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony for the BBC TV Boat Race: "Ah, isn't
that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the
cox of the Oxford crew.."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer
is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I
just said?"
to take back...
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk
Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a
lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once
mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely,
truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly
identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and
even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that
serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony for the BBC TV Boat Race: "Ah, isn't
that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the
cox of the Oxford crew.."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer
is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I
just said?"
