skylark
Contributor
Please delete this post if it is a repeat..
Guy's English
" I'm hungry " = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy " = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " = I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress " = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage " = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
" What's wrong? " = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
" I'm bored " = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you " = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too " = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk " = I am trying' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me? " = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.
Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
" It's your decision " = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want " = You'll pay 4 this later!
" We need to talk " = I need to b**ch.
" Sure....Go ahead " = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset " = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
" How much do u love me? " = I did something today your not going' like me 4.
" Is my butt fat? " = Tell me I'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate! " = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me? " = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry " = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy " = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " = I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance? " = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress " = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage " = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
" What's wrong? " = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
" I'm bored " = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you " = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too " = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk " = I am trying' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me? " = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.
Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
" It's your decision " = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want " = You'll pay 4 this later!
" We need to talk " = I need to b**ch.
" Sure....Go ahead " = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset " = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
" How much do u love me? " = I did something today your not going' like me 4.
" Is my butt fat? " = Tell me I'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate! " = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me? " = Too late, you're dead!
