Tshirt design help

[blueren]

Hi all,

I'm in need of some really wacky one-liners / catchphrases / witty-code on Java (yes, the programming language).. Its for a T shirt we're supposed to design for us at work. Unfortunately for me, google didn't show the way. Any pointers?

Thanks in advance

 

[chiron]

 

[ALPHA17]

^^ #chiron Sire good one.

This should helps in a Java environment --> http://www.java-forums.org/entertainment/7232-java-jokes-thread.html

Hope this helps, Cheers!!

 

[challapradyumna]

Funny comment lines :-

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]//Now, God only knows[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]// drunk, fix later[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]// Magic. Do not touch.[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]// I am not responsible of this code.[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]//You are not expected to understand this[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]// If you delete the credits, I will ****ing kill you.[/font]

[font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif]// They made me write it, against my will.[/font]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jG39EOQYlJc/TkxAWM9a0HI/AAAAAAAAC04/a8f2eF-K7lQ/s640/learn-java.jpg

 

[blueren]

Well this is what i came up with.. Got instantly selected

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Sent from my Optimus

 

[malefic]

hey u are also from sep 11 batch. where r u posted.

BTW nice design there

 

[blueren]

woah! I'm in Lc2cs