A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this BIG black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little
Guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20
Inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The Big guy
Kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What
EXACTLY Did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs
3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said
Turn around.
this BIG black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little
Guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20
Inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The Big guy
Kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What
EXACTLY Did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs
3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said
Turn around.
