President Bill Clinton called Manmohan Singh with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Bill, the Indian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Manmohan singh.
Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton.
"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Singh hung up and called the President of KS. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."
"Consider it done," said the President of KS.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN INDIA; MEDIUM SIZE' on each one."
"Bill, the Indian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Manmohan singh.
Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton.
"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Singh hung up and called the President of KS. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."
"Consider it done," said the President of KS.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN INDIA; MEDIUM SIZE' on each one."