An older gent (about 92) goes to see his Dr. He requests that he be given a prescription for Viagra.
The Dr looks at him and says, "Oh, you sly ol Fox! Got yourself a girlfriend? The old fire isn't out, huh?"
The old man says, "No, it isn't that at all. I just like a small dose."
The doctor tels him, "You know the normal dose gives you an erection for about three to four hours. Half dose, half the time."
The old man asks, " Can I get less than a quarter dose?"
The doctor said, "Why?"
The old gent looked at him and said, "I am tired of peeing on my shoes!"
The Dr looks at him and says, "Oh, you sly ol Fox! Got yourself a girlfriend? The old fire isn't out, huh?"
The old man says, "No, it isn't that at all. I just like a small dose."
The doctor tels him, "You know the normal dose gives you an erection for about three to four hours. Half dose, half the time."
The old man asks, " Can I get less than a quarter dose?"
The doctor said, "Why?"
The old gent looked at him and said, "I am tired of peeing on my shoes!"