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>Bengali
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>One Bengali = poet.
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>Two Bengalis = a film society.
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>Three Bengalis = political party.
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>Four Bengalis = two political parties.
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>More than four Bengali's - Countrywide agitation to bring dada into
>Team.
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>Bihari
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>One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
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>Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
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>Three Biharis = caste killing.
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>Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .
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>Punjabi
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>One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
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>Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
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>Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the
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>local McDonalds.
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>Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
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>Mallu
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>One Mallu = coconut stall.
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>Two Mallus = a boat race.
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>Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
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>Four Mallus = oil slick.
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>UP Bhaiyya
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>One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
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>Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
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>Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
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>Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
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>Gujju
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>One Gujju = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
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>Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
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>Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
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>Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
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>Andhraite
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>One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
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>Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .
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>Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
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>Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
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>Kashmiri
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>One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
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>Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
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>Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
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>Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
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>Tamil-Brahmin
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>One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
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>Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
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>Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
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>Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
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>Bombayite
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>One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
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>Two Bombayites = film studio.
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>Three Bombayites = slum
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>Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on
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>your foot in the train at rush hour
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>Sindhi
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>One Sindhi = currency racket.
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>Two Sindhis = papad factory.
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>Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
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>Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association. (yeah I am a Sindhi)
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>Marwari
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>One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
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>Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
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>Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
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>Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.
>Bengali
>
>One Bengali = poet.
>
>Two Bengalis = a film society.
>
>Three Bengalis = political party.
>
>Four Bengalis = two political parties.
>
>More than four Bengali's - Countrywide agitation to bring dada into
>Team.
>
>
>
>Bihari
>
>One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
>
>Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
>
>Three Biharis = caste killing.
>
>Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .
>
>
>
>Punjabi
>
>One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
>
>Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
>
>Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the
>
>local McDonalds.
>
>Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
>
>
>
>Mallu
>
>One Mallu = coconut stall.
>
>Two Mallus = a boat race.
>
>Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
>
>Four Mallus = oil slick.
>
>
>
>UP Bhaiyya
>
>One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
>
>Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
>
>Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
>
>Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
>
>
>
>Gujju
>
>One Gujju = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
>
>Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
>
>Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
>
>Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
>
>
>
>Andhraite
>
>One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
>
>Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .
>
>Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
>
>Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
>
>
>
>Kashmiri
>
>One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
>
>Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
>
>Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
>
>Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
>
>
>
>Tamil-Brahmin
>
>One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
>
>Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
>
>Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
>
>Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
>
>
>
>Bombayite
>
>One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
>
>Two Bombayites = film studio.
>
>Three Bombayites = slum
>
>Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on
>
>your foot in the train at rush hour
>
>
>
>Sindhi
>
>One Sindhi = currency racket.
>
>Two Sindhis = papad factory.
>
>Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
>
>Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association. (yeah I am a Sindhi)
>
>
>Marwari
>
>One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
>
>Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
>
>Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
>
>Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.
