A friend of mine sent this to me, I hope this joke doesn't offend anyone...... I just thought it was funny.
One day a teacher had a taste test game, with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass..."
One day a teacher had a taste test game, with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass..."
I don't actually post on FE...but I did see this in the description of general talk 
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will have to check it out... It's just that I have too many forums to keep up with as it is