Age 16:
1. Cute.
2. Has a car.
3. Likes me.
Age 21:
1. Handsome.
2. Charming and polite.
3. Financially successful.
4. Caring and sympathetic.
5. Witty.
6. Athletic.
7. Stylish dresser.
8. Appreciates finer things in life.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Age 32:
1. Decent looking, preferably with hair.
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner.
4. Laughs at my jokes.
5. Carries bags of groceries with ease.
Age 40:
1. Not too ugly, balding is OK.
2.Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Age 55:
1. Keeps nose and ear hair trimmed
2.Usually remembers names.
3.Shaves occasionally.
Age 65:
1. Doesn't scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom is.
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
4. Does not snore too loudly.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears some clothes.
8. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers who I am.
Age 75:
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
1. Cute.
2. Has a car.
3. Likes me.
Age 21:
1. Handsome.
2. Charming and polite.
3. Financially successful.
4. Caring and sympathetic.
5. Witty.
6. Athletic.
7. Stylish dresser.
8. Appreciates finer things in life.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Age 32:
1. Decent looking, preferably with hair.
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner.
4. Laughs at my jokes.
5. Carries bags of groceries with ease.
Age 40:
1. Not too ugly, balding is OK.
2.Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Age 55:
1. Keeps nose and ear hair trimmed
2.Usually remembers names.
3.Shaves occasionally.
Age 65:
1. Doesn't scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom is.
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
4. Does not snore too loudly.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears some clothes.
8. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers who I am.
Age 75:
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.