LifezGooD
Contributor
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well for example, one told me "the other day I went into town and went to
a shop in Lake Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I
came out there was a traffic cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog ****. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a ****. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age."
days interesting.
Well for example, one told me "the other day I went into town and went to
a shop in Lake Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I
came out there was a traffic cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog ****. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a ****. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age."
