Who's in charge?
All of the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
Brain wanted to be in charge because - it runs all the body's systems and w/out brain nothing would happen.
Blood, because - circulates oxygen all over so w/ out blood rest of body would waste away.
Stomache because - processes food and gives body energy.
Legs - carry body wherever it needs to go.
Eyes - allows the body to see where it goes.
Rectum - responsible for waste removal.
All of the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, brain had headache, stomache was bloated, legs got wobbly, eyes got watery, and blood was toxic. They all decided rectum should be boss.
MORAL OF THE STORY --- the a****** is usually in charge!!!!
All of the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
Brain wanted to be in charge because - it runs all the body's systems and w/out brain nothing would happen.
Blood, because - circulates oxygen all over so w/ out blood rest of body would waste away.
Stomache because - processes food and gives body energy.
Legs - carry body wherever it needs to go.
Eyes - allows the body to see where it goes.
Rectum - responsible for waste removal.
All of the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, brain had headache, stomache was bloated, legs got wobbly, eyes got watery, and blood was toxic. They all decided rectum should be boss.
MORAL OF THE STORY --- the a****** is usually in charge!!!!