Why Newton committed suicide

Nikhil

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Newton-The Father of Physics commited suicide, you know why? Here is the reason...

Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Gue! ss, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah, not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible).
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.
 
Nikhil, puhleese. this aint funny at all.

Now, replace Rajinikanth with Vijaykanth, and you've got yourself a killer.... ROFL..
 
:rofl:..this really true movie scenes???? ... :lol:
& i thought kannada movie physics ________ (space to be filled up ass per your wish )...:lol:
 
I have actually seen 2 of those scenes... and also once our hero races faster than a shot bullet and then blocks it on his body.
 
Vince said:
Nikhil, puhleese. this aint funny at all.

Now, replace Rajinikanth with Vijaykanth, and you've got yourself a killer.... ROFL..

I have never seen a kannada/tamil movie dude..... I dont know...

Just got this as a fwd and posted it here ....
 
Renegade said:
I have actually seen 2 of those scenes... and also once our hero races faster than a shot bullet and then blocks it on his body.

Wow.:eek:hyeah:

This is why the only Tamil movies I watch are Mani Ratnam movies...:D
 
hunt3r said:
Ooooold one, I think this has been posted here at least three times.

Show me :p ....... I have never read this one before yesterday and was quite surprised when people told me that it was an old one.....

IF it was posted on TE, I would have definitely read it
 
I know this one someone posted this on TE when I was not even a member.
Quad ne sunaya tha...............

But still Good one....................:rofl:
 
Its an old one, but real movie scenes of Rajnikanth...:eek:hyeah: We Andhra people have seen worse than that...:eek:hyeah: Theres our very own Bala Krishna. Rajnikanth atleast has style. Bala krishnas stunts are even worse and lack the style...:rofl:
 
well this is old ard 3 yrs bak..when i got full internet first time.......at home

but on mails........have heard so many version........1same version replaces rajnikanth name with mithun..........

but sure this joke rocks...........lik jana bhi do yaron movie
 
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