Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I
looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working
on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel I knocked my
cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the
coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT
CALL!!!!!
Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!!
looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working
on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel I knocked my
cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the
coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT
CALL!!!!!
Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!!