Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is...?
You KNOW you want me.
You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
