11 commandments of orkutting.

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ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute
nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose",
"sexy", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody
in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're just
stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and b**ching
later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the one
who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're getting
into!!

FOUR-
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

FIVE-
Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have
conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in others
profiles.
(vice versa too)

SIX-Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial,
etc.. " IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. " .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU
WILL
SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get your
scrap figures multiply!

SEVEN-
If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put
some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different
ways.

EIGHT-
Who really cares if I/U don't accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not
adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

NINE-
Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and
than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!

TEN-
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore
with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special
olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

ELEVEN-
If you get a scrap message and it says something like "repost this
within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!," IT'S NOT
REAL!!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!

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To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody

in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're just

stupid. Go play in traffic.

I think that one's unfair... i know a few who do, and they really know that much people.

EDIT: but then again, there is a whole tribe of noobs who just add each and every one who adds them
 
ya..orkut sucks...:P
the king is the 11th one..

"repost this
within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!,"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
yeah the 11th only only gives the owner an opportunity..:tongue:.... i bet you`d have noobs like em on orkut too!! :lol:
 
:rofl: at the 11th one ... I'm so sick and tired of that forward which says orkut is deleting accounts... i've sent everyone in my list the link to the orkut news page which says orkut isnt , yet these idiots keep spamming:@

like they say, there is no cure for idiocy :lol:
 
Got THIS as a forward on orkut...

and i hate many forwards being sent on orkut but this is a good one :D
 
Another forward from orkut ( for ur girlfrienf with love)

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime
 
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