Graphic Cards 7900GT Queries

@techboy..OMG dude...the chances of u gettin a kaput card from the US are extremely high, u definitely have to insure it!!!

heres what u got to do: transfer 2000USD to my account and i will personally insure u that IF ur card goes kaput..i will replace it with a new one.

As a special offer u can insure the second card for only 1000USD..so if that one goes kaput as well..i will get u yet another one!

lemme know about ur offer.
If his brain is as kaput'ed as i think it is..am sure of clinching this deal :ohyeah:
 
Smith said:
@techboy..OMG dude...the chances of u gettin a kaput card from the US are extremely high, u definitely have to insure it!!!

heres what u got to do: transfer 2000USD to my account and i will personally insure u that IF ur card goes kaput..i will replace it with a new one.

As a special offer u can insure the second card for only 1000USD..so if that one goes kaput as well..i will get u yet another one!

lemme know about ur offer.
If his brain is as kaput'ed as i think it is..am sure of clinching this deal :ohyeah:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

smith is going to get real rich soon :P

dont forget to buy me soemthing :rofl: :P
 
How about this:
"Based on your credit history(nil), your card will be insured for a one-time premium of $300 or four quarterly payments of $82.In the event you do not meet the payment deadlines your card will be repossesed.":rofl:
Call geico or statefarm and see if they can agree to create a unique policy for you like the one above and while you are at it ask them to give me a discount on my auto insurance for creating a new market for them.;)
 
Hmmm...video card insurance may be a pretty good proposition.Make the premium atleast half of the video card cost,more for 'overcclockers',require users to install software to relay the clocks and temperatures of the card to server of the insurance company.If u r caught 'overclocking' u get an 'overclocking ticket' and are ur insurance premiums go up.If u r a die-hard overclocker (i.e. DUI PC user) u won't be insured at all.

Plus if u r caught more than once...appear in a court before a magistrate of 'clock peace'...plead guilty and pay the fine(atleast 50% of ur card's cost),the conviction is reported to ur 'PC License'(12 or more points means ur license is suspended).

And I forgot to add an overclock of 50% or more is tantamount to 'reckless PC use' and punishable by jail-time.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Chaos said:
Well techboy I seriously hope the vendors dump all their kaput cards on you so that we can have threads as funny as this one in the future :P:P:P
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This is one boy whose p1ssed everyone off here... besides the bunny that is... What's tech boy done?? No clue?? post some links to his other posts??
Write on how not to jerk off mods (no pun intended :P )
spill the beans...someone quick!! NOW :bleh:
 
vandal said:
This is one boy whose p1ssed everyone off here... besides the bunny that is... What's tech boy done?? No clue?? post some links to his other posts??

Write on how not to jerk off mods (no pun intended :P )

spill the beans...someone quick!! NOW :bleh:
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This guy is really talented at doing it and ignoring any warnings from mods/staff. See it basically works this way.

Techboy: Lame query

random poster: huh ?

Mod: Please rephrase

Techboy: incoherent post ignoring the pleas to improvise

Techboy: incoherent post++

other poster: jokes

some more posters: more jokes

Techboy (oblivious to all): Some more lame queries.

I hope you get the point........
 
techboy said:
But what is the chance of getting a kaput card?
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OMG ...wtf .. dude u r just awesome .. trust me. i already had told u na what to do if u dont want to get a kaput card ??

ok now ill give u a sensible answer for the last time ... why dont u just see the user reviews of a card on newegg ?? i mean there u can see how many people got a kaput card and how many got a working one .. u can the decide for urself.

now will u please stop asking this question.

PS : Dont forget to break that coconut.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Awesome!!!!!

Man, this guy just doesnt give up. Have to Admire that :rofl:

Man, i needed a laugh today! rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Tech, I curse you that you WILL get a Kaput Card.

I hope you dont go buy an AGP card instead of a PCI-e too, or vice-versa :rofl: :|.
 
Blade_Runner said:
This guy is really talented at doing it and ignoring any warnings from mods/staff. See it basically works this way.

Techboy: Lame query
random poster: huh ?
Mod: Please rephrase
Techboy: incoherent post ignoring the pleas to improvise
Techboy: incoherent post++
other poster: jokes
some more posters: more jokes
Techboy (oblivious to all): Some more lame queries.

I hope you get the point........
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I reported bad post :@ Not really :P

See Blady did a very grave error. By critically analyzing the subtle evidences provided between the many spendid jokes by the "others", I notice that its nOT "some more lame queries"..... "ITs the same old query ad infinitum...."

@Kaputboy:

Yaar, see, the chances of getting a Kaput card are 0. Cuz that just doesnt happen unless if you having a really bad day. You are free to quote me and if your card does go kaput, sue me for the said market price (+shipping cost ofcourse, why should you pay for a kaput card? :@) and i will pay you back. 0% guarenteed :P
 
techboy said:
But what is the chance of getting a kaput card?
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:rofl: :rofl: OWNED :rofl: :rofl:
But u have loads of PATIENCE.....:hap2: :hap2: may u need this while staring at your Card when it goes kaput :rofl: :rofl:
 
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