WTB A Laptop [Highly Specific | Max ₹29,999 Budget]


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Looking for a laptop someone got as a gift but does not want it or a person that just needs money. No refurbished products.
  • Expected Price : Around ₹25,666 but can go till ₹29,999 if it's a good laptop
  • Shipping charges : Included
  • Specifications : Full HD, 8GB RAM, i3-1005G1/Ryzen 5 3500U and above processors, 1 TB Hard Drive, 256 GB SSD optional but preferred, No discreet GPUs
  • OS : Would prefer DOS/Linux, don't expect me to pay for the Windows tax if your laptop has it preinstalled
  • Product condition : Pristine/Showroom Condition, No permanent smudges on touchpad or other places
  • Purchase Date : Should be a product purchased under 4 months, can stretch till 6 months if condition is top notch
  • Remaining Warranty period : As per brand, can't complain about it (Will pay ₹500-1000 extra depending on the extended warranty)
  • Warranty available in : India or International
  • Invoice : Mandatory, I don't want to hear your reasons for not having it
Got offers? PM me. No highballers. Timepass people stay away.

Will add ₹2244 to your deal if you have an NGO, as donation separately. (Totally depends on if we complete the deal, make sure to send me proper details about it)

Open for offers only till the next proper Amazon sale. Note that I have no feedback on my account but can provide information on PM to prove my legitimacy for people having doubts. (Same goes for people offering me with no credible accounts themselves)
 
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I entered 10 of my puns into a pun contest thinking one would win.

But no pun in ten did.
 
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I'm so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.
 

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Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology.

They bug me in ways I can't put into words.
 

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Moderators close the thread. Amazon Great India Festival is just around the corner. Tagging moderators I see online - @puns @vyral_143

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Why is the Punjabi son tired of his father?


He shouts computer when it's not working well.
 
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Continuing the jokes till it's closed.
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What did the circle say to the triangle?


I see your point.
 

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Which animal has the biggest breasts?


A zebra.
 

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It took India a few months to get COVID-19.


China got it right off the bat.
 
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How do you take school pictures in 2020?


With a Zoom lens.
 

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How did the tree get on the computer?

He logged in!
 

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Man seen stealing police car wheels.


The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
 

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Will glass coffins be a success?


Remains to be seen....
 

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What is the definition of a will?


Easy to answer since there's a dead giveaway.
 

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My son hates bread.


So I gave him naan and he liked it.
 

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