WTB A Laptop [Highly Specific | Max ₹29,999 Budget]

  • Notice: Market Section Posting Privileges

    Dear Guest,

    We appreciate your interest in participating in the Marketplace. To maintain a safe and reliable trading environment, posting privileges are granted only to users who meet the following criteria:

    • Minimum 25 forum posts in technical sections
    • Account age of at least 30 days

    Alternatively, you can gain accelerated access by upgrading to Enclave Plus Membership, which includes additional perks and privileges.

    If you have any questions or wish to learn more about becoming an Enclave Plus member, please feel free to reach out to us using the 'contact us' form in the footer..

Status
Not open for further replies.
Moderators closing my thread - Day 11 (Missed Day 10)
____________________________________________________________

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

I can't put it down!
 
Moderators close my thread - Day 12 (Changing from 'closing' to 'close' for better understanding)
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________

My least favorite color is purple.

I hate it more than blue and red combined.

 
Moderators close my thread - Day 16 (Missed 13 to 15)
____________________________________________________________

I have never owned or used a telescope in my life.

It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
 
Last edited:
Moderators close my thread - Day 18 (Missed 17)
____________________________________________________________

C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
 
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make




Now they call me ugly and poor
To all those people who say "Good Morning" on Mondays,




what's wrong with you guys?
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Mukeshmeena
Moderators close my thread - Day 21 (Missed 19 and 20)
____________________________________________________________

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's very time consuming.
 
Last edited:
Moderators close my thread - Day 24 (Missed 22 and 23)
____________________________________________________________

Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe
 
Moderators close my thread - Day 27 (Missed 25 and 26)
_______________________________________________________________

Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.
 
Moderators close my thread - Day 31 (Missed 28 to 30)
_______________________________________________________________

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling too well.
 
an internity later in a furniture store


The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`


I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`
 
  • Like
Reactions: rdst_1
While pressing my forehead, my wife gently asked, "Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?"




my simple heart-touching answer, "Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!"
 
  • Haha
Reactions: enthusiast29
Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do,
Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do.
Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'





Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom