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Sumi

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Moderators closing my thread - Day 11 (Missed Day 10)
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.


I can't put it down!
 

Sumi

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Moderators close my thread - Day 12 (Changing from 'closing' to 'close' for better understanding)
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My least favorite color is purple.


I hate it more than blue and red combined.

 

Sumi

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Moderators close my thread - Day 16 (Missed 13 to 15)
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I have never owned or used a telescope in my life.


It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
 
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Moderators close my thread - Day 18 (Missed 17)
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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.


The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
 

Bhupenderk

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make




Now they call me ugly and poor
To all those people who say "Good Morning" on Mondays,




what's wrong with you guys?
 
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Sumi

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Moderators close my thread - Day 21 (Missed 19 and 20)
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's very time consuming.
 
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Moderators close my thread - Day 24 (Missed 22 and 23)
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe
 

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Moderators close my thread - Day 27 (Missed 25 and 26)
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Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.
 

Bhupenderk

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What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

Safety. Safety always comes first.
 
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Moderators close my thread - Day 31 (Missed 28 to 30)
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling too well.
 

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