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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.


I can't put it down!
 
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My least favorite color is purple.


I hate it more than blue and red combined.

 
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I have never owned or used a telescope in my life.


It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
 
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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.


The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
 
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make




Now they call me ugly and poor
To all those people who say "Good Morning" on Mondays,




what's wrong with you guys?
 
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Moderators close my thread - Day 21 (Missed 19 and 20)
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's very time consuming.
 
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe
 
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Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.
 
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling too well.
 
an internity later in a furniture store


The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`


I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`
 
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While pressing my forehead, my wife gently asked, "Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?"




my simple heart-touching answer, "Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!"
 
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Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do,
Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do.
Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'





Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!
 
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