Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man's man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Breavo bellowed," Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the captains red shirt and while wearing the bright frock he led his mates into battle and defeated the pirates. Later on, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the days triumphs and one of them asked the captain," Sir? Why do you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied: "If i am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to resist, unafraid." All the men sat back in awe and marveled at such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships. The rank and file all stared in worshipful silence as they awaited the captains usual reply. Captain Bravo gazed steely upon the vast armada before him and without fear, turned and calmly shouted,...
" Bring me my brown pants."
" Bring me my brown pants."