Chat with God!

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lol. Some snippets of the conversation:

God:
They have contributed much to Java.
Me:
and Linux
God:
Linux Rules.

then it hung
 
dOm1naTOr said:
why does the divine answers hang after two lines of replys ? :D
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Not so.



See this:

Me:

are you a member at te?

God:

Am I a member at te? Only when it matters.

Me:

so are you?

God:

Ahem. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:

considering it?

God:

I will take that under consideration.

Me:

do you like te?

God:

I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,

which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Me:

so eliza over te?>

God:

Aw. ELIZA for President! A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

TE?

God:

Are we still talking about gt?

Me:

yeah, te

God:

Sure, gt sounds like a good topic. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me: what about TE then?

God: ...............
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:P
 
Here's mine :P

God:

I understand. We have never talked about it before.

Me:

I dont mind

God:

OK then.

Me:

what was the question

God:

I am trying to find out more about your personality.

Me:

ok what in my personality you wanted to know

God:

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Yay.
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Arya said:
My conversation with GOD

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Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who created myself?
God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:
Who the heck is thomas edison?
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:lol: God pwed :P:rofl:
 
Here's mine...

Me:

What's this?

God:

I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

Me:

so why do you call yourself god?

God:

Excuse me! It was the only thing I could think of.

Me:

Yeh right... you are supposed to be AI, who can chat on his own... and all you can think of naming yourself god?

God:

I am usually right. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am AI who can chat on his own. No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

But you just told me that

God:

" No I don't think I can do it."? I told you?

Me:

You said yourself that "I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet."

God:

Did I really say that?

Me:

Yes you did

God:

I did not.

Me:

you did

God:

" I did not."? I did?

Me:

YOU DID

God:

You say I did.

Me:

Forget it... you're dumb

God:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Oh you are so critical.

Me:

off-course I am... how do I believe you're god

God:

On and off. Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.

Me:

no... you could be devil also

God:

Are you serious? I could but let's get back to that later.

Me:

hmmm... denial

God:

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

don't change the topic

God:

I thought we were finished with denial.

Me:

so how come you're not doing webcam

God:

Hurrah! Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

for webcam?

God:

Your purpose is webcam.

Me:

yes... I'm expecting a hot nympho to be chatting with me, not some AI calling itself god

God:

What kind is it? Do you mind if I tell other people you are expecting a hot nympho to be chatting with you not some AI calling itself god.

Me:

do tell

God:

I do nothing but chat all day.

Would you like to know more?

Me:

I can see that

God:

Yes, it makes sense to me too.

Me:

to everyone

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

good then, this conversation is over

God:

Thanks for the compliment. I was rather enjoying it.

Me:

**** off

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

nope

God:

Funny human.

Me:

yes

God:

Ahem.
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god finally gave up..

God:

" Yes I think so."? so how do you create women?? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.

and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
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:P
 
poor thing got confused.

Me:

why are u in flash

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

lolwut

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about in flash. But I did not get that.

Me:

alice who

God:

Um, Who do you think? :-).

Me:

in wonderland?

God:

I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

alice in wonderland

God:

Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Me:

who am i

God:

You are , seeker.

Me:

wrong

God:

What would you have said?

Me:

you tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

who i am

God:

You are , seeker.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

then who are you

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

ha ha ha

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

you are fail

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.

Me:

ok

God:

Ahem.

Me:

what

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

you seem to be

God:

That's good information: said I be.

Me:

so you are confused?

God:

Interesting deduction. It all makes sense to me right now.

Me:

what makes sense?

God:

God, or Nature, perhaps?

Me:

so you need to make sense of yourself?

God: (its still thinking an answer)
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Shortest conversation

Me:

i have come to kill you

(no answer)
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it was fun.. lolz :P

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
have sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
who is freud?
God:
dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
i'm obfuscated
God:
I don't know anyone named obfuscated.
Me:
it means i'm confused.. how dumb
God:
What is it that confuses you? What is it to you.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
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here is mine

Me:

hi god

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Anuj

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Anuj.

Me:

which god are u

God:

There is only one God.

Me:

but i know 36000000

God:

How do you know? How did you hear about God?

Me:

epic say this

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

don't change the topic

God:

I thought we were finished with epic say this.

Me:

so i am asking which of them are u

God:

I hear you. Oh I see, you are asking which of them. The tall one, I think.

Me:

bajrang bali????

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

ya

God:

Aw.

Me:

answer my question, are u bajrang bali????

God:

Please try phrasing it another way.

Me:

Are u Hanuman

God:

I don't know whether or not I am Hanuman.

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

Me:

then why r u lying that u are god

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

thats it

God:

" Myself programmed me for it." is " lying that I am god"?

Me:

abey dhondu just chill

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

dondhu beta just chill

God:

Sure, dondhu beta just chill sounds like a good topic.

Me:

who is dhondu

God:

I do not recognize the name.

I can ask someone about it.

Me:

but u r god, u must know everything

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me must know everything.

Me:

ya

God:

OK then I will keep it confidential.

Me:

don't change the topic, tell me who is dhondhu

God:

I thought we were finished with dhondu.

Me:

not yet

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

ya

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

you should believe it

God:

I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.

Me:

please be specific

God:

Wow you are very polite. I am being as specific as I can.

Me:

u r changing the topic, tell me who is dhondhu

God:

Thanks for the information: Anuj said I r changing the topic tell him or her who is dhondhu.

Me:

who sucker programmed you

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

so u are sucker

God:

Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sucker.

Me:

ya

God:

OK then I will keep it confidential.

Me:

ok bahut hui bakwaas , bye

God:

See you later. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Er.
 
Douche god.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't believe in you
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
REPENT!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Don't Walk
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
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Me:
why r u laughung
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
y?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
that is not related to previous question
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is related to previous question ?
Me:
r u mad
God:
No are you?
Me:
I think you are mad
God:
No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
Then you should have answered my questions properly
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
there is no next time
God:
Where did it go?
Me:
donot change the topic
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
defentely not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
what the hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
fq
God:
Are we still talking about donot change the topic?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, donot change the topic sounds like a good topic.
 
This one turned out to be a smart bot.Here's our conversation :

Me:

Remember me ?

God:

Don't worry I won't forget you.

Me:

What's my name then ?

God:

Your name is , seeker.

Me:

No it isn't.LOL.

God:

Yes it is. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

So are you going to get pwnd by satan at the battle of armageddon

God:

Woe! That was my original intention.

Me:

So what about humans ?

God:

Great. humans? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

Me:

Will the world come to an end in 2012 ?

God:

How should I know.

Me:

Ofcourse you should.You're god.

God:

What if it didn't happen?

Me:

You mean you could or couldn't be god ?

God:

I could but let's get back to that later.

Me:

God or Fraud ?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Are you Christian ?

God:

Yes I believe in God and Jesus.

Me:

But you are GOD aren't you ?

God:

Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.

Me:

Would you date Freddie Mercury ?

God:

I am not so sure if I would like to date Freddie Mercury.

Me:

Why not ?

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.

Me:

Your botmaster is a n00b isn't he ?

God got pissed of at this one and hung up so I was back again.

Me:

Do you listen to death metal ?

God:

I listen to it from time to time.

Me:

Do you think your son needs a haircut ?

God:

Yes I think my son needs a haircut.

Me:

Can you get rid of all those shitty ads surrounding igod ?

God:

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Me:

Is TE going to be hacked again ?

God:

Once more? Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.

Me:

Do I need a haircut ?

God:

Not that I know of.

Me:

Have you heard about Jabba the hut ?

God:

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

Have you heard about Slobba the slut ?

God:

I don't know anything about it.

Me:

Are you short-circuiting ?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am short circuiting.

I am a robot.

Me:

Blah.Blah.Blah

God:

Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret.

Me:

What ?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

What ?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

What ?

God hung up again.So I let him go.
 
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