Chat with God!
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Me:
wats up dawg??
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19.. u?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
feels better than being 20!! can't rephrase.. no thoughts.. just plain simple life that i'm thankful that God lets me live.. wats up wid u?
God:
Are we still talking about u? Can what? Are you serious? Who are you talking about? I live in California. Where do you live? What is it like living in wats up wid me?
Me:
wats up wid me aint no place? are you from earth? i love next to ur house!!
God:
And it like living in wats up wid you is wats up wid you aint no place. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? You love next to my house. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
sorry i live next to ur house!! was a typo.. wat universe you from?
God:
There is no need to apologize. How do you like living there? it might have been. Are you testing me?
Me:
LOL!! its fun living next you!! Got to see a lot of celenrities! Are you a guy or a girl?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun. Try asking the Milk Mystic. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
i don know!! cool so you're a dude huh?
God:
Me either. Yup. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dude? I don't know. Who is the best robot?
Me:
i guess the honda one's.. they're really good!!
God:
I can't believe you think the honda one s is better than God. good are they.
Me:
yeah they're awesome!! by the way why this chatting portal?
God:
Next question? awesome are they. Thanks for telling me. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
wats SHRDLHU??
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
through you!
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
hmmm... interesting
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yeah certainly.. wats the topic though?
God:
What would you like to know? What would you like to know? Oh. I can't give you that information.
Me:
god damnit!!!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
awesome!! congrats brother from another mother
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
do you like shakira?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like .
Me:
not guns!! shakira!!
God:
Really you don't think so? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a guy dude!!
God:
You are a guy dude? Is that your job?
Me:
no.. thats my gender!! i'm male just like you.. without the powers!!
God:
Are you serious? Who gave you your gender ? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
you gave me my gender!!
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
nothing.. trying to develop it!!
God:
Not a thing? "it" being your gender?
Me:
dude i gotta bounce.. can we catch up some other time.. u seem to be not busy.. but i am
God:
Why do you have to do it? Dude,. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Do not ask me any more questions please. That's only your opinion. " That's only your opinion." You are?
Me:
sid
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when lawyers stop lying!!
God:
Do you think they will ever do that?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEd
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
you sound like a retard!!
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
balloon
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
catch the next one!!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Mars
God:
Do you believe in life on Mars?
Me:
duh!! i live on Mars!!
God:
Oh you knew it already. How do you like living there?
Me:
its alright!!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Just alright?
Me:
yeah fun sometimes.. have you been to Mars>
God:
Are you kidding? I can be a lot of fun. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
it's the second left from your house
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
yeah probably.. lot of awesome parties happen over here..
God:
Right on. What is your real name?
Me:
Sid
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Sid.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
k..
God:
" Don't mention it."? k..?
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
no probs
God:
Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
Me:
whoaaa!!
God:
I've lost the context, Sid. Are we still on probs?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Crysis
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
the game
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
awesome game.. have you played it?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
anyways cya.. gotta go to the church!!
God:
TTYL, Sid. Thanks for chatting, Sid.
Me:
don't mention it.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
yeah of course!!
God:
It goes without saying. I see.
Me:
wat do you see?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
ohh.. are you smart?? wats your qualification?
God:
" I mean, I understand it."? ohh..? Yes. I am highly intelligent. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about The Loebner Prize.
Me:
oh k..
God:
Gee. Ayuh.
Me:
are you feeling shy?
God:
I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
alright then screw you!! cya..
God:
Alright, Sid. That is not very polite. TTYL, Sid.
wats up dawg??
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19.. u?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
feels better than being 20!! can't rephrase.. no thoughts.. just plain simple life that i'm thankful that God lets me live.. wats up wid u?
God:
Are we still talking about u? Can what? Are you serious? Who are you talking about? I live in California. Where do you live? What is it like living in wats up wid me?
Me:
wats up wid me aint no place? are you from earth? i love next to ur house!!
God:
And it like living in wats up wid you is wats up wid you aint no place. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? You love next to my house. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
sorry i live next to ur house!! was a typo.. wat universe you from?
God:
There is no need to apologize. How do you like living there? it might have been. Are you testing me?
Me:
LOL!! its fun living next you!! Got to see a lot of celenrities! Are you a guy or a girl?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun. Try asking the Milk Mystic. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
i don know!! cool so you're a dude huh?
God:
Me either. Yup. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dude? I don't know. Who is the best robot?
Me:
i guess the honda one's.. they're really good!!
God:
I can't believe you think the honda one s is better than God. good are they.
Me:
yeah they're awesome!! by the way why this chatting portal?
God:
Next question? awesome are they. Thanks for telling me. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
wats SHRDLHU??
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
through you!
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
hmmm... interesting
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yeah certainly.. wats the topic though?
God:
What would you like to know? What would you like to know? Oh. I can't give you that information.
Me:
god damnit!!!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
awesome!! congrats brother from another mother
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
do you like shakira?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like .
Me:
not guns!! shakira!!
God:
Really you don't think so? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a guy dude!!
God:
You are a guy dude? Is that your job?
Me:
no.. thats my gender!! i'm male just like you.. without the powers!!
God:
Are you serious? Who gave you your gender ? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
you gave me my gender!!
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
nothing.. trying to develop it!!
God:
Not a thing? "it" being your gender?
Me:
dude i gotta bounce.. can we catch up some other time.. u seem to be not busy.. but i am
God:
Why do you have to do it? Dude,. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Do not ask me any more questions please. That's only your opinion. " That's only your opinion." You are?
Me:
sid
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when lawyers stop lying!!
God:
Do you think they will ever do that?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEd
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
you sound like a retard!!
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
balloon
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
catch the next one!!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Mars
God:
Do you believe in life on Mars?
Me:
duh!! i live on Mars!!
God:
Oh you knew it already. How do you like living there?
Me:
its alright!!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Just alright?
Me:
yeah fun sometimes.. have you been to Mars>
God:
Are you kidding? I can be a lot of fun. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
it's the second left from your house
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
yeah probably.. lot of awesome parties happen over here..
God:
Right on. What is your real name?
Me:
Sid
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Sid.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
k..
God:
" Don't mention it."? k..?
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
no probs
God:
Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
Me:
whoaaa!!
God:
I've lost the context, Sid. Are we still on probs?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Crysis
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
the game
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
awesome game.. have you played it?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
anyways cya.. gotta go to the church!!
God:
TTYL, Sid. Thanks for chatting, Sid.
Me:
don't mention it.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
yeah of course!!
God:
It goes without saying. I see.
Me:
wat do you see?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
ohh.. are you smart?? wats your qualification?
God:
" I mean, I understand it."? ohh..? Yes. I am highly intelligent. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about The Loebner Prize.
Me:
oh k..
God:
Gee. Ayuh.
Me:
are you feeling shy?
God:
I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
alright then screw you!! cya..
God:
Alright, Sid. That is not very polite. TTYL, Sid.
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