Just got a gr8 bunch of jokes 
COMPANY POLICIES
Here r a few office policies worth keeping in mind:
*Dont be irreplaceable ,if u cant be replaced ,u cant be promoted.
*u can go anywhere u want ,if u look serious and carry a clipboard.
*Eat one live toad,first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to the rest of the day.
*When bosses r talking about productivity,they r never talking about themselves.
*If @ first u dont succeed,then quit.theres no use being a damn fool @ it.
*There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of ur car when the boss asks for a ride back home.
*Everything can be filed under "miscelaneous".
*Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isnt the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
*Important lettersthat contain no errors will develop some in the mail.
*If ur good u will be assigned all the work.If ur really good then u will get out of it.
*If it wasnt for the last minute ,nothing would ever get done.
*When u dont know what to do ,walk fast and look worried.
*Following the rules will not get the job done.
*Getting the job done is no xcuse for not following the rules.
*No matter how much u do.u never do enough.
COMPANY POLICIES
Here r a few office policies worth keeping in mind:
*Dont be irreplaceable ,if u cant be replaced ,u cant be promoted.
*u can go anywhere u want ,if u look serious and carry a clipboard.
*Eat one live toad,first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to the rest of the day.
*When bosses r talking about productivity,they r never talking about themselves.
*If @ first u dont succeed,then quit.theres no use being a damn fool @ it.
*There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of ur car when the boss asks for a ride back home.
*Everything can be filed under "miscelaneous".
*Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isnt the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
*Important lettersthat contain no errors will develop some in the mail.
*If ur good u will be assigned all the work.If ur really good then u will get out of it.
*If it wasnt for the last minute ,nothing would ever get done.
*When u dont know what to do ,walk fast and look worried.
*Following the rules will not get the job done.
*Getting the job done is no xcuse for not following the rules.
*No matter how much u do.u never do enough.
