Dialogs of Some Teachers who are not good in English

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The following mail was forwarded to me by a very old school friend of mine...
I laughed my brains out after i read it :rofl: ..reminded me of my own school days :P where i had so many teachers who spoke broken English..especially my hindi and marathi teachers... Thought i'll share this with u all....hope u all enjoy it like i did and remind u of ur own school days...

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so
good at ENGLISH.
our class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to
america.."....lol...

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to
switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining
come behind me"......

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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased
the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the dogs outside when i am in the class?!"

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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..

"i understand. u understand.computer how understand??

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Scenario 1: Classroom on the second floor. Students have a habit of throwing out unconsumed food through the clasroom window during lunch time.

Teacher: Put is put, no more put. understanding people are suffering.

Scenario 2: Students keep on talking with each other, and there is pin drop silence in the class when teacher asks a question.

Teacher: Otherwise all talking, when I say you say you don't say.
 
aaah school days....

here's one more -
it was "moral science" class, and i was fiddling with a compass (rounder)

Teacher : "Why are you screwing the compass"

:P
 
Once my maths lecturer was angry as hell n screamed "Both of you three get up"

And I was thinking that was a popular joke....
 
one funny statement i want to share with u all......

Teacher : "I have two daughter both are girls"
 
This one is from my computer architecture class.

" If you want to use nand gate, you want to put nand gate"
 
this was in my class.... students were really shouting... teacher entered n screamed... "morning morning don't rotate my head..." :rofl:
 
bvaghasia said:
one funny statement i want to share with u all......

Teacher : "I have two daughter both are girls"
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were u in new era school gowalia tank? u must b knowing that sir DHIMCHU :ohyeah:
 
bvaghasia said:
one funny statement i want to share with u all......

Teacher : "I have two daughter both are girls"
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are u an alumni of KIT kolhapur????my elder brother used to narrate the same above one and also another one -
when the college principal was doing his dail inspection rounds,passing a class corridor, the professor said-"keep quite!!!the principal has just passed away!!!!"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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