Dialogs of Some Teachers who are not good in English

[spynic]

on reviewing a drawing sheet:
"there is a mistake, but i cant see it"
in one stupid lecture:
"to understand this, for sometime forget what i told u, .... now is it clear??!!"

engg coll!!

 

[Dark Star]

Ultimate collection . Can't stop laughing :rofl::lol: Repped :rofl:

 

[harishh]

how about this?

teacher : "You both of you! kneel down on both of your knees now!!"

 

[Balkazzaar]

my cheek muscles started to hurt badly by laughing mad and my younger brother laughed himself to tears when he read the above jokes...

 

[blr_p]

Truly appalling!!!

its a wonder you actually learnt anything from these characters..

..or is that the point!

makes one question the wisdom of teaching in English over whatever is the local lanaguage

 

[hunt3r]

My mech engg teacher's first words "It is so much of hot, put fan..." followed by "hot is coming from the sun" in another class :rofl:

And my electronics teacher, "when the flux is produces, currents is induces". One more damn funny one was when he wanted the last benchers to stand up and prounouned it as "lebians stand up!!" :rofl:

 

[ANP !!!]

My mech engg teacher's first words "It is so much of hot, put fan..." followed by "hot is coming from the sun" in another class :rofl:

And my electronics teacher, "when the flux is produces, currents is induces". One more damn funny one was when he wanted the last benchers to stand up and prounouned it as "lebians stand up!!" :rofl:

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[Namic]

this happened in our college....

A lectr in automobile engg who believes himself to be proficient in english language. A guy from our class asked him " Sir did you see Mr. Chitrakumar today? " ..... to which he replied..... "Oh! yes he just passed away "

the guy was like eh?..... now beat this :bleh:

 

[Balkazzaar]

Truly appalling!!!

its a wonder you actually learnt anything from these characters..

..or is that the point!

makes one question the wisdom of teaching in English over whatever is the local lanaguage

very much true indeed...its a wonder v learned something from them:S

 

[hunt3r]

Edit to my previous post, meant lesbians

 

[booo]

my biology lecturer once said "grand father's nose comes into the nose of grandson" while explaining some concept of inheritance.

 

[Balkazzaar]

man.....:S there were so many funny incidents that happened when i was in school........there are too many of them to remember..........:huh:

this incident happened when i was in the second semester of my engineering..so the incident is quite fresh in my memory...
i don't know whether this will make u guys laugh.......but anyways here it goes.. :S

The Engineering Drawing lecture was going on...our mech prof was teaching us the Lines topic...the whole class consisting of boys and girls were solving a problem on Lines together along with him..
At some point of drawing the figure he started..."Now at this stage, this line needs to be extended further so that it meets the top most line to give us an intersection point so that the new line can be reproduced........so now all of u come on...REPRODUCE......."

 

[Speedz]

nice thread....

well this happened with one of our chem teachers...shes reasonably good in english..this is just a case of doublemeanings....

Student: (Ask some doubt)

Teacher:No u are not getting it..CHECK ME OUT...

(does some writing work)

so,have i SATISFIED YOU now,or u WANT more??

Even the girls started giggling with this....

 

[DriftKingNT]

One student in our class said- "Close the window, the sun is coming"

 

[logistopath]

This is from one of my physics teachers.. A lady...!! She's scolding me for telling a lie, probably about some incomplete homework..when I was in my 8th class..

Today you lie with me.. Tomorrow you lie with principal (headmistress)... Later you lie with everybody.. this will become a very bad habit.. so stop lying around with all...!

 

[Namic]

well this happened with our engg drawing lectr. He was explaining the concept of front view and top view of a cylinder. If u see the front view of a cylinder its a rectangle and top view will be a circle and according to drawing conventions front view should always be above top view.....

so he simply told this "Draw a rectangle with circle as base"..... i hope vry1 understands

 

[Rahul++]

are u an alumni of KIT kolhapur????my elder brother used to narrate the same above one and also another one -
when the college principal was doing his dail inspection rounds,passing a class corridor, the professor said-"keep quite!!!the principal has just passed away!!!!"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wow, got only Kolhapurian after me on this forum

Go on..

You can find many e.g.'s of such sentences in kolhapur's colleges

 

[sydras]

Phyisical Education coach to students: I will keep you standing in the sun, day and night if you make noise.

 

[WildSpirit]

One more....

Mistake became wrong!

 

[amigoatul]

Ah those funny teachers.

A classic frm my Maths lecturer from Engg days,after correcting the exam papers he places them on the table and says,

"Whose whose papers,those those take"

My history teacher in school who was a Bengali had a funny way too.If she found that a student has not opened the text book,she'd say,

"Eh pillow(fellow),take out yours.Now!"(sounds dirty doesnt it?)

and she used to call my classmate,Vamsi - "Bum-she".

Out PT sir from school used to say this a lot when he got pissed off - "Are u human beings only!"

Finally our English lecturer used to take himself too seriously and gets carried away with the metaphors.He said this a lot - "I'll beat you black & blue"