Do you deserve to go to Heaven ?

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Well I am in heaven... How does it get better then this ;)
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You said it !! I do visit Hell from time to time though :P

Wish Darky was here..... his location would have been perfect for this thread...
 
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Hell is a better place to be. Heaven is a boring 3rd World village with a few self-centered narcissistic old farts. All dope and booz is tax-free only in Hell. And we've got the finest Crazy Horse shows and the best LA casinos. We have all the celebrities, mobsters, politicians, comedians, theists, atheists and horny babes.

I'm also planning to launch a scheme where you can vote to pull your choice of living celebrity right into Hell with you. Jennifer Connelly anyone? And yes, we also have those 300 fools - dining and shouting all the time. Upon his request, I have appointed their leader as my announcer. He's good at it!

Remember - Heaven is boring, Hell is fun!
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see that is just a glossy ad that they release about hell ... that you can do this and that and be whatever you want ...reality is that you get roasted in heat ..pretty much like mumbai heat :P... btw reality sux
 
I AM IN HELL. WHICH MITE GET A MILLION TIMES WORSE IF NOT MORE!

I know I got no business to be shouting at you guys but just wanted to express my frustation. Can't do it just about anywhere, did it at home,.ie. TE.
 
Yamaraj said:
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Hell is a better place to be. Heaven is a boring 3rd World village with a few self-centered narcissistic old farts. All dope and booz is tax-free only in Hell. And we've got the finest Crazy Horse shows and the best LA casinos. We have all the celebrities, mobsters, politicians, comedians, theists, atheists and horny babes.

I'm also planning to launch a scheme where you can vote to pull your choice of living celebrity right into Hell with you. Jennifer Connelly anyone? And yes, we also have those 300 fools - dining and shouting all the time. Upon his request, I have appointed their leader as my announcer. He's good at it!

Remember - Heaven is boring, Hell is fun!
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Do u have broadband facility there??:bleh: because without TE hell aint gonna be complete
and send that 300 spartans and there leader to heaven they are useless in hell,get their queen here.:ohyeah: :hap2:
 
One Question.... ?

Why doesn't a person who dispatched a lot of people to heaven deserve to go to heaven himself ? :devil2:
 
Lord Nemesis said:
Why doesn't a person who dispatched a lot of people to heaven deserve to go to heaven himself ?
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good question..wonder what happens to the soldiers...afterall they kill for the country..where do they go?? :S In their country sponsored heaven or the enemy country sponsored hell..:S???...:P
 
It takes a life with no sin :P :P :P
im certainly gonna take a ride in hell before reaching in heaven... :)
But seriously, ill post a proper reply soon! :D
 
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