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Reviews Sennheiser HD 800 Headphone Headphone - Latest Review of Sennheiser HD 800 Headphone, India | Flipkart.com

I am in the process of selling one kidney. However, OLX isn't helping, so I listed the aforementioned kidney on EBAY. As for these headphones, I cant wait to get my hands on them. Dirt Cheap pricing, fantastic audio quality, and superb clarity. Also, the money that comes in after selling the kidney, shall fund just half. I need donors. Money/Organ/Anything that can be trafficked for cash. Oh Just a heads up. Please google. olx/kidney/Rayomand.
Please buy my kidney.
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I was Obese for 8 years and tried everything on earth from gym, yoga , weight loss therapies and just everything on earth , nothing worked and i was still 240 kgs, but once i got this headphones i had to eat twigs, leaves and poop! and Voila i am just 40 kgs now! And thanks to Sennheiser again this big hefty headphones keep me from flying with the wind, because i feel so light! So recommended for weight watchers, diet conscious people who waste their time and money in gyms, GUARANTEED RESULTS!
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Just sold my friend in slave market : I sold my friend in the slave market and then took a loan from Swiss bank and finally got this beauty. Buy them before there is a surplus of kidneys in the market or the slave market is flooded.
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Pure unadulterated sound : Did you know that Alok Nath gave 12 of these in the last Kanyadaan that he did! However, since then he has gone into the second hand kidney business as there has been surplus supply of kidneys as compared to demand.
Anyway, I have been using this product and its awesome, its bass is so low that you get ashirwad from Alok Nath and the highs are so high that you get to share the tika with Alok Nath. The only issue I have with the headphones is that it covers my ears and part of my head while taking selfies!
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6pack said:
rofl. there are some crazy people out there.
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A lot of super-lol reviews are there. I guess FK intentionally keeps these!

"Well Worth The Wait
Sure these headphones are pricey but you get what you pay for. I worked 90 hours a week all year and i was finally able to purchase these headphones. I put them on and you could immediately tell these weren't your average 1000 headphones. They may have the same amount of foam, comfort, shape and performance but they are WAY more stylish. Like x88000 stylish.
Sometimes my daughter complains, though. She'll say things like "Are we going to eat tonight" and "I'm tired of sleeping in the street" but then i just show her my awesome Sennheisers and she shuts her little b**ch mouth.
Great headphones, do recommend!! "
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I was deaf...
I had a choice between going for a stapedectomy and buying this masterpiece of a headphone. I chose the latter. I can hear now. It's magical!!!
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My dealer suggested this awesome product. I have given up drugs from that day saved money for this product, bought the product now I am in heaven with these headphones on. Ya I am really in heaven (hit by truck while listening to music crossing the road).
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Here's another ROFL one :D

i killed myself this morning and now i think everybody should have buy this before death.
I was living a miserable life, i was thinking about killing myself but i hadn't got any reason.
one of my friend's sister suggest me this Sennheiser HD800 Wired Headphone and if you believe me , within a week i got a reason.
best suicidal thoughts making product ever.
Every Psycho Must Buy This.
Cheers!!!!
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These wannabe-comedic Flipkart reviewers are so boring and illogical. Lashing out at the wrong product. The HD800 is a great headphone according to various reviews around the net.
 
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ayanavish said:
"Well Worth The Wait
Sure these headphones are pricey but you get what you pay for. I worked 90 hours a week all year and i was finally able to purchase these headphones. I put them on and you could immediately tell these weren't your average 1000 headphones. They may have the same amount of foam, comfort, shape and performance but they are WAY more stylish. Like x88000 stylish.
Sometimes my daughter complains, though. She'll say things like "Are we going to eat tonight" and "I'm tired of sleeping in the street" but then i just show her my awesome Sennheisers and she shuts her little b**ch mouth.
Great headphones, do recommend!! "
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This is a copy of a review in Amazon for Nike Shoes. The guy had written a sarcastic review since the price was too high and didnt justify the buy.
 
blkrb0t said:
These wannabe-comedic Flipkart reviewers are so boring and illogical. Lashing out at the wrong product. The HD800 is a great headphone according to various reviews around the net.
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These I guess are mostly paid reviews by content writers / freelancers. Though the quality of the writing is atrocious, mostly copy-paste, but FK keeps these reviews as they contain certain keywords in them -- Sennheiser, Cheap pricing, fantastic audio quality, superb clarity, Headphones -- essential for SEO. However, in the long run, FK's credibility will take the brunt.

pradeep200417 said:
This is a copy of a review in Amazon for Nike Shoes. The guy had written a sarcastic review since the price was too high and didnt justify the buy.
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These reviews on FK are mostly copy-paste stuff.

raksrules said:
There is a genuine Certified Buyer review there as well from a forum member.
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I was referring to some reviews, not all. I, myself have posted a review on FK.
 
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