Haiku - Geek style

[nukeu666]

wizard you are not,

uneducated you are!

begone you big fool!!

 

[Yamaraj]

Offensive you're being,
Politeness comes with education;
Your post reported.

 

[nukeu666]

trashing thread you are,

if you cant haiku,begone,

you small grasshopper!

 

[Yamaraj]

B*tching goes on,
Mind your tongue and always be polite;
I bail out.

 

[zhopudey]

what is going on here?
this is not making much sense.
I want my cash back.

 

[nukeu666]

it was not my fault,

boy got weak constitution,

haiku gives me strength

 

[zhopudey]

Strength comes from eating
fruits and green vegetables
but I like icecream.

 

[nukeu666]

icecream makes me fat,

so I can now join wrestling,

oil wrestling with babes

 

[zhopudey]

babes i dream about
tall short thin fat dark fair and.......
Overload! reboot.

 

[nukeu666]

reboot once a year,

installing latest kernel,

linux power woooo!

 

[elendil]

wooo wooo, is it all,

that you do. Too late, need sleep,

cannot feel my eyes

 

[Bluffmaster]

Eyes are like clay

Haiku is Gay

I need to go and figure out how to play

 

[ComradE_BeaN]

play yo spray bluf-fy

spray like a fresh gay monkey

temp raised in da hole !!

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[superczar]

hole in weary soul

what but a beer for cure

must take a leak now

 

[ComradE_BeaN]

now is not da time

to fix down your hot leaky hole

check out my new ride . . .

You might want a ride,

but fix dogs' hole in avtar

cause it aint leak proof....

 

[Bluffmaster]

Proof is always gray

Why is super_saiyan acting like a gay

Oh God i still haven't figured out how to play

 

[ComradE_BeaN]

play is straight here bro

not with a gay nor to be gay

dont use long lines yo

read da 1st page bluff-mas-ter,

you will start the game

 

[nukeu666]

wooo wooo, is it all,
that you do. Too late, need sleep,
cannot feel my eyes

cannot feel my eyes
bloodshot by whiskey they are
now i snipe better

 

[elendil]

cannot feel my eyes
bloodshot by whiskey they are
now i snipe better

I shot them all down now
bang , each and every one of them
damn, some were my friends