How to Identify cities in India

[Josh]

How to Identify cities in India

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
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You are DEFINITELY IN Amritsar

 

[KingKrool]

Already posted here once before. Nice one, especially Chennai. But AMMA is out.

 

[hunt3r]

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

Not true, real scenario is that the third guy is a kannada activist and tells the other two to stop fighthing as they arent talking in kannada

 

[chic_magnet]

two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.someone calls police.

the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone

throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the

crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next

day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in

Bihar...

 

[neo_89]

two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.someone calls police.
the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone
throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the
crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next
day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
Bihar...

LOL thats good :hap2:

 

[Anish]

Hehe, good one !

The Goa one is so true...

 

[reef_d]

Mumbai one is good. Mumbaikars don't really care to meddle

 

[H@rsh]

How was bihar missed in the first post!!??

just hillarious ...

ha ha ha ha

:rofl: