How to screw your motherboard

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tsk1979

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This is an actual incident, which happened eons ago when I was on AMD 32bit.
Equipment needed :

1. Screwdriver, the fancy ones which can bend
2. AMD Athlon 32 bit older type
3. Determination, clumsiness and bull headedness

Well motherboard is something on which rests your entire computer hardware, well almost. Its one component which is the most difficult to debug in case of system faliure. And to top its all its the most delecate too, and most prone to faliures.
A little clumsiness is all whats needed to screw your motherboard, like I screwed my motherboard with a screwdriver.
I had this Mercury motherboard with my athlon 32 bit processor. Now I had a peculiar problem. My gcc compiles would die sometimes with wierd exceptions. A lot of googling and erronous sensors on my motherboard which told me that my processor was frying at 99 degree C, convinced me that I needed to cool down the athlon. After 4 case fans did not yield much results my suspicion went to the thermal paste between the heat sink and processor, and I promptly went to SP road in Bangalore, and got the paste.
Next step, well to actually use the paste. In my hurry I took an advanced screwdriver the one which can bend. While applying force the inevitable happened. It bent. Next is all newtons fault. His law of force and all that BS. The tremedous force I was applying in the locking pin resulted in the screw driver gaining acceleration, to be deaccelerated by the motherboard.
There was not much visible damage, but when the system completely died it was confirmed, that I had succeeded in screwing up my motherboard with a screwdriver.
Off I went to the dealer, from whom I had purchased and prayed that he would not see the damage. But due to another dude named Mr. Murphy he saw the damage, but since I was a loyal customer promised to get it repaired under warranty.
The motherboard came back, as good as new, with my heating woes vanishing too, though the sensors continued to advise me to cook omelettes on my AMD.
That was the first system I assembled along with a very helpful collegue, And on my next system, a athlon 64(Socket 764) I let the dealer put on the CPU :D.
 
lol...you were lucky.

I almost screwed my proccy that way. The pins had got bent. Luckily, I was able to straighten them.

OT: Are you a mod at another forum ?
 
My Asus A7V met a somewhat similar end. The AGP card was all nice and cozy in the slot. While the system was still powered and running, I thought it would be a good idea to attach the screw that holds the card to the cabiniet. Screw I did.

Something went wrong and the screw fell, but not all the way down on the floor of the cabinet. Maybe it met the PCI soundcard on the way down...somehow or the other, it bounced off onto the motherboard, couple of tiny sparks flew and kaput.

In hindsight, somewhere my subconcious mind was dying to get rid of the system and get an AMD64 system. Infact, I got a new low-range Gigabyte 32-bit board but it never worked well (always hung at ACPI detection in XP installation). And finally I got my Asus K8N and AMD64 2800.+
 
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