Humorous veiwpoints on reservations

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ET has opened a debate on "Is Premji right to go against job quotas in Wipro?"

As expected most of the posts agree with him...
here is someone who put his pt in a v diff way.. :))

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I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and
politicians (that can really help the country.. )

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN..

May the good breed of politicans like ARJUN SINGH long live...

Source : Economic Times
 
For benefit of 1 (Arjun Singh - Congress) all Indian will be suffered in long run.

The day is no longer when all open category people demanding reservation for OPEN too - as there is no seats available to OPEN.

Politicians like Arjun Singh think all OPEN category people are Rich and hence they do not deserve any job/admission etc.

Bravo,

Long Live Arjun Singh
 
Nice one. The ministers should be sent a link to this page. The friggin 50%+ reservations everywhere is extremely unfair. I liked what I read in the paper a few days ago: 70% of our population, i.e. 70 MILLION+ people belong to these so-called backward classes, but how is it that not even one of them is capable of getting admission in the open category? The minister dudes are doing something really great by allowing such undeserving people to get entrance in the top institutions of the country without any prior preparation, while the deserving people who prepare 3-4 years for the entrance exams do not get admission at all. Nice move, Government of India.
 
nice :D :D

well on the other side i wanna say something....

With all this reservation stuff happening... the govt says only SC/ST or OBC's need reservations and the pvt sector says they incompetent or hiring them will be a mistake...

On wat basis are these claims being made??

Does the govt feel that only SC/ST's or OBC's are oprressed and not well to do?? this maybe true in certain pockets of the country but even the so called 'open category' people cant afford basic education!!
There are so many SC/ST's or OBC's who are quite well to do and can afford all luxuries of life and some in the 'open category' who cant!

Also why does the pvt sector feel all reserved categoty candidates are incompetent?? its not true and u cant judge a person's capability on the basis of his caste/creed...there are so many ppl from the 'open category' who are incompetent...

We shld try to improve the basic education and colleging....and if we want reservation then they shld only be for ppl who inconomically backward not otherwise...
 
hehe..if they wanna start reservation..why not start frm the politicians itself?

arjun singh, sonia gandhi and the like shud all be removed frm their posts as they have occupied the places which cud have been taken up by the backward class ppl!!!

i jus dont understand wat all the fuss is bout?! reservations encourages discrimination but i wonder when the stupid govt will understand this!!
 
yes...skylark is right....those idiots must feel that wrath of what they've proposed....damn assholes..if i ever get a AWP with ~100 bullets..
i'll try to kill as many 'UNEDUCATED' politicians as possible...
 
This is a real story. When I began my college back in the early 90s, I had the most atrocious laugh the day I first visited the loo. There was a line drawn high above the urinal receptacle with the words: If you can piss above this line, you are a champ. About a feet lower ran another line with the words: 20% concession for SC/ST.

That sums it all up very nicely.
 
Stick said:
Politicians like Arjun Singh think all OPEN category people are Rich and hence they do not deserve any job/admission etc.
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Open cat ppl dont vote(most), backward class ppl do, thatz why politicians prefer them.
 
nah its usually easier to make people from backward class/caste to vote then people from the open category.. this is not saying that people from open category do not vote its just that the proportion is higher in the backward areas/classes/castes..

for reservations.. well it had to happen didnt it? after all every gov that has come and gone has failed the backward classes . nothing much has happened for the upliftment of the poor. the education sector is a mess in most semi-urban and rural areas. heck the municipality schools here aint in the best of condition either!!

Reservations is not good.. but they what we doing against it??? the only oppsotion i read is abt the medical students protesting reservation! kudoos to them..
 
super_saiyan said:
u know y arjun singh spends only 3 days a week with his wife.
cos for next 2 days she is reserved for sc/st and next 2 for obc.
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I totally agree.:eek:hyeah:

BTW, does anyone look at the difference of the Arjuna of yesterday and that of today
 
the worst part was medicos getting lathis frm police walas. bloody....!@#$%

being a medico my self i was damn pissed off. how can they do that to medical students.

now the media is telling that patients r sufferin coz of us.

hah, doctors r the most docile lot, we never strike fr higher pays, more holidays,

increasing the intrest rates on EPF.BUTthis is a diff ball game.its not fr us but fr everyone , reservation means compromise on quality, so inferior quality doctors to handle life yeah ......right.....!@#$%......

i ll give my own example, i was appearingin 2001 in pmt, in jharkhand,wey u hv approx 100 seats in UG mbbs,damn reservation that yr it was 73.2*% not joking it s truth, so 27 seats left fr general. did i stand a chance.....uhuhuh

its damn frustrating fr us.....
 
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