I'll Believe It When I See It

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not as good as eazys jokes but here goes :p

ONE day, a teacher was explaining evolution to her class. One of her students, Tommy, refused to believe that humans descended from primates. So she set about trying to persuade him otherwise.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see the sky?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.

Another girl in class wanted to ask Tommy some questions, and the teacher allowed this.
Girl: Do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Girl: So, according to what we were taught today, she does not have one!
 
I was gonna say the same. i mean the first part of the second line.
But considering that you have just started its ok. :bleh:
 
gud one there..

lol.. Eazy's THE benchmark to beat here eh? heheh it aint easy.. it EAZY..

perhaps Eazy deserves to he the forums jester :p
 
looks like we have to evaluate jokes before posting since everyones spoiled by eazys standards :p
 
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