I'll Believe It When I See It

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not as good as eazys jokes but here goes :P

ONE day, a teacher was explaining evolution to her class. One of her students, Tommy, refused to believe that humans descended from primates. So she set about trying to persuade him otherwise.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see the sky?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.

Another girl in class wanted to ask Tommy some questions, and the teacher allowed this.
Girl: Do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes.
Girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Girl: So, according to what we were taught today, she does not have one!
 
lol..nice one :rofl:
not as good as eazy's jokes but still its good ;)
 
I was gonna say the same. i mean the first part of the second line.
But considering that you have just started its ok. :bleh:
 
Nice one...... and reading the previous posts, maybe TE should appoint Eazy as official Joker .....
 
gud one there..

lol.. Eazy's THE benchmark to beat here eh? heheh it aint easy.. it EAZY..

perhaps Eazy deserves to he the forums jester :P
 
looks like we have to evaluate jokes before posting since everyones spoiled by eazys standards :P
 
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