India TV does it again !!!

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Bluffmaster said:
Kya gaayon ko bachane aayenge govind
UFO ne aasman mein keech le gaayen
Abhi tak ek bhi gaayen ka surag nahi mil saka hai
india tv ka sawal , kahan gayi gaayen ?
kya aliens gaayen ka dhoodh pete hain ?:P
Paaltu jaanwaron ko chupa ke rakhiye
Yeh aapko hasne waali baat lag rahi hogi :rofl:
Lekin kahi sawal bahut ghambhir hain :P
Yeh gaayen aapki bhi ho sakti hai :rofl::rofl:
kya bharat ki gaayen hai nishaane par ? :P:P
Kya kalyug mein aayenge kans ? WTF!!:S
Behad choka dene wala sach
Aliens ke pahunchte he gaayen ke upar roshni ki asli photo :P
Gaayon ko kaun gayab kar raha hai ?:P
Europr aur russia mein bhi log pareshan :rofl:
OMG .... dis is amazing .... seriously I am ashamed to even call it a news channel , they seriously underestimate the intelligence of india public :rofl:
Seriously man WTF!!!:rofl: :rofl:

Especially the "doodh peena" part!!! just cant stop laughing!!!:rofl: :rofl:

There have quite a few news stories like this one lately,
for instance, recently a crazy guy sent them pics of some photoshopped fruit modifying it to resemble a female body and claiming it as present in malaysia and all!

And these idiots without even confirming such an info plainly broadcast it!!!:rofl:

Even we can send them bizzare photoshopped images with imaginary stories and they're sure to show up on air!!!:rofl:

Just as yesterday's TOI(delhi) said on the front page - "Even God Cannot Help India!!":no:
 
Omg, omg, omg............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: They seriously need to shift from a news channel to an entertainment channel. :no: :no: :@ :@ :no: :no:

No wonder i have stopped viewing the crappy channel :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
That SUCKS!

This India TV should be banned forever.

Saale kamina log, they grab Chris angel mindfreak's footage and telecast them as "Kya insaan ud sakta hai" (can a man fly?) and all that bullshit. Then they even get in their "visheshagyas" who debates on the stories.

Sad shit.

BTW, that gobar gas... priceless saumilsingh :hap2:
 
This channel is an abomination.....holy friggin flyin cows and ufos not withstanding. A buncha gays showing "ghais" being abducted by aliens....WTF! Wats next ,personal experiences of cows that were sexually assaulted by the friggin aliens??
 
WTF!! omg omg! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

this is so hilarious and at the same time so dumb!!

these channels should be banned!
 
I'll watch only India TV now on.....other shows are so boring. atleast we can have a good laugh everyday.
 
Bluffmaster said:
^They have proof man , didn't you see the photos ? .... afterall they are a professional news channel , India's No.1 according to them :P

The are an embarrassment for journalists. Nobody in media likes them. Nobody in media believes them. Nobody in media count them as source. Nobody in media follows their leads.
 
What if they are telling the truth? What if the cows are indeed disappering and we are not listening? What if there are no aliens involved and cows are plotting to take over the world? :O

this post should not be taken seriously
 
HOLY COW!!! I need my hamburgers back...and if I feel any shortage of my burgers....I will join US air force...only they can fight the aliens (movies don't lie)...and will frag thos b**ches....

and where the fuk is jadoo when you need him!!!!
 
There was actually a video game back in the late 90s called crop circles - you are an alien who has to suck up cows into your flying saucer (cows are the fuel source).
 
hammerhead said:
What if they are telling the truth? What if the cows are indeed disappering and we are not listening? What if there are no aliens involved and cows are plotting to take over the world? :O

this post should not be taken seriously

Well u sure have seen Men In Black "HAMMERHEAD"...:clap:

Hope u r not rite o this as u r on other stuffs but anyways a nice insight...repped u..:no:

hope u feature in the next men in black movie lol
 
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